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Sue:   I   can   help   with   that.   It'll   be   just   like   the   old   days.

               Debbie:   No,   I   don’t   need   any   help.   I   just   need   time   to   do   it.   That’s   all.

               Sue:  I’m  not  saying  you  need  it.  If  I  help,  it’ll  be  done  faster  and  we  can  spend  some  time
               together.

               Debbie:   (Sighs   in   frustration)   Sue,   it’s   nice   of   you   to   offer   but   I’d   rather   do   it   myself.

               Sue:   I   used   to   edit   your   stuff   all   the   time.   What   is   the   big   deal   here?

               Debbie:  Sue,  I  love  you  and  everything,  but  If  you  edit,  I’ll  have  to  look  at  it  again  and  in  all
               likelihood,   change   it   and   that   pretty   much   beats   the   point   of   getting   help.   Okay?

               Sue:   Fine.   Here,   (she   offers   Debbie   the   package   she’s   holding)   I   got   you   cake.

               Debbie:   I   can’t   eat   that   stuff.

               Sue:   And   why’s   that?

               Debbie:   I'm   trying   to   lose   weight   and   that   stuff   takes   forever   to   shed   off.


               Sue:  Your  weight  is  normal.  We  checked  that  chart  last  time,  remember?  You’ve  only  gotten
               skinnier   since   then.

               Debbie:  Sue,  I  can’t  keep  looking  like  this  on  camera.  You  always  look  chubbier  than  you  are
               on   camera   and   right   now   I've   got   a   double   chin   and   that   really   really   needs   to   go.

               Sue:   You're   kidding,   right?

               Debbie:   (Rewinds   the   same   tape   again)   can’t   you   see   it?   It’s   disgusting.


               Sue:   It’s   a   normal   chin!   And   a   normal   neck!   Just   like   the   rest   of   you!
               Debbie:  Ugh,  you  sound  just  like  my  mom,  who,  by  the  way,  said  I  looked  amazing  even
               when   I   weighed   sixty.

               Sue:   Um,   probably   because   you   did?!

               Debbie:  (Sighs)  Sue,  I'm  tired.  And  I  have  a  lot  of  footage  to  go  over.  Just  leave  me  alone  for
               now.   We’ll   talk   later.

               Sue:  The  being  tired  part  may  have  something  to  do  with  rewinding  the  same  tape  over  and
               over   and   over.

               Debbie:  Sue,  that’s  what  we  call  editing.  You'd  think  that  of  all  people,  you'd  know  that  better
               than   anyone   else.

               Sue:  I  do.  Which  is  kind  of  my  point.  It’s  been  edited  enough.  And  yet  you're  still  on  the
               same   tape.   The   last   edit   you   made   was   erasing   the   switchboard   from   the   wall!

               Debbie:   It   was   messing   with   the   aesthetic.   It   looked   weird!







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