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Ron: Ok this is simply brilliant, we are actually going to get rid of that scum forever. We
never have to worry about him ever again after this. YESSSSSSS.
(Both men begin laughing hysterically. In order to celebrate their success in planning Sam’s
murder, RON brings 2 of his most expensive vodka bottles from his alcohol cabinet. Each of
them takes one bottle each and they both drink excessively to the extent that they both lose
their senses)
Ron: (In a drunken tone) Budddddyyyyy, let us lift our bottles and raise a toast to the murder
of Sam Jackson.
Declan: (in a drunken tone) yes, the world will be relieved from Sam the jerk. Ron, give me a
few moments, am feeling toooooo tired right now man!!
(Eventually both men raise their bottles, stand on the top of their chairs and yell at the top of
their voices)
Ron and Declan: To the death of Sam the jerk Jackson!!
(Both men lose their balance and fall down, break their bottles and remain on the floor of the
dining room laughing like mad men. They then restart their dialogue after a while.)
Ron: Oh man, just think about life after Sam is dead, buried and gone. Just thinking about it
makes me so happy
Declan: Aah yes man, we will be in control of everything. All of the media will have their
eyes on us, we will be the new talk of the town and life will be pure bliss
Ron: Yes dude, SARODEC technologies will no longer be SARODEC technologies, We shall
rename the company to ROLAN technologies and….
Declan: (In an angry tone) Wait, what did you say?
Ron: I said that the new name of the company should be…
Declan: (In a definitive voice) I will not have it, the name shall be DECRON technologies, I
mean say it out loud ROLAN technologies…. Yuck (makes a fake vomiting noise). The name
ROLAN technologies sounds absolutely pathetic.
Ron: (In an angry tone). I can’t believe you just called my idea pathetic Declan….
Declan: (cutting Ron off shouts). Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic, your choice of company name is
pathetic. Don’t think about naming your kids whenever you have them because there also you
will mess up!! (Declan starts guffawing upon completing his statement)
Ron: You are pathetic, I mean come on man both of us know who is better amongst us in
terms of creativity and thinking out of the box. I have always been the more creative one out
of the two of us.
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